Oh shi-

Well i havent updated in a while cause my life sucks, I am going to Jess's 18th there is free piss i think this is why everyone is going not cause of the fact its Jess but because there is free piss, i brought a new External hard drive all the space, well fuck short post is short i need to take a shit thought id add that factor in haha also i have other things i need to do like do drugs and play wow haha.

Some dick head tryed to act like we were friends in new world god was he wrong the fucken loser.
He asked if i was going to see Megadeath and Slayer, they just happen to be the 2 bands i wouldnt pay to see and that i was not excited to see them come to New Zealand, my answer was no i wasnt seeing them and that id look into maybe going. as i walked out of new world i was thinking fuck seeing them gay bands.

quote of the day

Whats with all the hate lately?

Everybody needs to smoke a little more and chill out. Everyone is so damn critical of everyone else. Why cant we all just get along and smoke a bowl or two together?

Big cup of nothing.

World War 2

Germany invades Czechoslovakia. Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit. Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.) Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off. Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.) Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy. Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.) UK holds out. Russia & the USA don't do shit. Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.) Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more. Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor. Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more. The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range. Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing. Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.) Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously. The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan. Russians steal half of Europe. UK's spent almost every penny it had. US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.

Note i copyed this from a website cause i thought it was rather true.

Woops

Fuck i forgot to update since i have been so busy working my ass off, so in the last week or so i have worked smoked weed and played wow, the end. As easy i could of made it, no ill go into more detail so my olds brought a 46" tv it kicks ass even tho i havent even sat down and watched it yet, i got the 32" tv in my room fuck yeah im cool, then i also got some fish there names are splish and splash.


Me and Catelin also broke up the other week, on other news im fucking 3 other bitches. Haha jokes. So i went to Tims drinks after work, arriving there around 9:30pm no one was real drunk so i started drinking, we played circle of death and i was owning the girls, i then was chatting to Ashleigh and Rocky for a bit talking about normal shit then i went to see Liam we talked smoked a bit then some chick ran down and told Tim she broke his window, fuck she was pissed then she jumped infront of a car, it was a shame the car slowed down dang haha some other shit happened which i cant be fucked bloging about so ill do that tomorrow.


Here is a convo i had about fish:

Question do my fish buzz me out?

Answer: Haha yeah they just chill out not knowing what the fucks going on they just swim and eat so its mint they dont even care if i am high or am going to be late for work nor could they give a fuck if i was wanking or having sex cause they are just chilling. They wont get angry at you if you do anything wrong they are like man well thats ok cause your a good cunt ,we are just gonna chill here in this tank ok man and im like sweet well ill feed you then and they are chilling this is why i love my fish.

Endurance

www.leekspin.com Can you handle it. Yeah it is old but how long can you spin for You've been spinning for 0:27:26 still going strong i will up date with a finle time. comment this blog post if you can do better.

Rudeness and four wheel drives.

I cant remember the last time i blogged so ill blog about my fucked up night. So Friday i have work like most weekends cause work are fucks to me sometimes, work was same shit diff day, i asked Tim for a ride home and he said ok. Sean later on in the night asked Tim to stay till close so then my ride home was gone but lucky Sean offered to take me home, work happens like most nights but we had to leave late since Tim didnt know how to close since he is nub, work ends time 9:45.

So im home and glad works over i sit down log on download some pron crack open a beer when Jono txts me telling me to meet him ASAP, blam i left the house ran across the wet swamp fields and i then make it to lukes 4 Wheel Drive. I jump into the back to see Jono sitting there stuffing his face with Mc Ds, Liam and Shelby were in the front and Luke was driving we chatted then we decided to head off to this party Jono opdid out so he just went home to play wow, my god i would of done the same if had seen what was about to happen fuck me.

We arrive at this flat to meet Lukes friends so we pull up to see Lukes friend Aaron pissed a mofo and telling us to come with him to this party in which Shelby was invited to, so we get in and to my surpirse i see it was fellow school chums i went to school with back in the days of st pats, we start to catch up, when not 3 min into this party im told to leave. Reason being is my friend Ajay his ex girlfriend is there and has a cry so im told to leave, well i say fuck you, you fucken yeti bitch i hope one of your friends can link you so you know that i hate you and you look and talk like a beefed up body builder.

So i leave and sit by the 4 Wheel Drive when a car load of fellow stream friends pull up so we chat away when they party i was kicked from gets closed so the streets were flooded with pissed retards, bottles and fireworks are throwen into the streets and some dick through one at a house, now there are cars driving around calling the police, also a pussy fight breaks out on Liams car, that gets broken up and we head off where everyone else headed off to. THE 7's BAR in upper hutt man now i know where all the fat chicks have been flocking to.

So we fuck around outside doing nothing for a bit so we decide to head back to the flat but not before we got Mc Ds, so on our way back we pass the BP to get something and these wanna be Gs are fucking around giving drunk people shit then all of a sudden they start attacking this drunk guy fucking him up, i was fucking shitting bricks since these were the kids i give shit at my work and if they noticed me i could of been bashed, but then i maned up when Liam said he had my back.

So little bitch fights happen and we make it back to the house to find Aaron asleep on the couch so we draw dicks on his face but we decied to take it a step to far and put honey on his face applyed by Luke, so we put him to bed and watch some tv then we are off home.

We are driving down my Trentham station when Luke drives up onto the pavement and declears its off road time, so we drive full speed towards the old CIT and start ripping up there grass going up banks and doing donuts we fucked shit up you cant do that in a boy racer car, so we rip asshole there for about 10min i did not stop laughing the whole time my mouth and ribs hurt and i wasnt even high, god knows what would of happend if i was, so we then depart but not with out one more donut.

Back in stream we go over the around abouts, Luke drops me off at home and i then drift off to bed since it was 2am and i had a man date at 12 with Tim and work at 5.

All nighter

Well i forget to post and then everything epic happens the past 3 days have been a rather blur Angus drove over to hang out on sunday in his epic car he took me for a cruse in his car thing has a near dead battery so we were driving and then i had a turn which was fun then i turned off his car oh no dead battery car didnt start blam crash start shit hurt. So we see Transformers it was mean.

LAN

So Angus heads up early Tuesday for our lan we have Jono Jordan and liams computers over we didnt get much wow time in due to it went down at 5pm this ment only one thing we could not sleep untill wow was back online so we trade storys and face each other over lan through the early hours of the night i tabbed in and out of WC3 and MM at this time we had sent Angus to bed seeming as he was drinking and was the only pissed one.

We shared a few WMW and TD's till we had this epic hero thing shit was fucken crazy it went for 3 hours.

Nearing 6am i decied to jump into bed followed soon after by Jono, about 1 hour into some sleep im woken up by Jonos dad calling him asking him why he is not at work.

All nighters beware may cause anger and sleepyness

Sunday

Friday i had some fun working haha as if then i came and we got drunk at my house it was good seeing the old friends again, since i have been playing wow to much for me to go out now i have started getting my other friends playing :D

So getting real pissed on friday and having to share my bed with 2 other people i wasnt really happy about that cause i was also rudely awoken and demarned cuddles my reply was to fuck off and let me sleep cause i had work at 11:30am on saturday

I dragged myself out of bed and came and tryed to play some wow before i had to go off to work Zandy had already left for rugby, which ment it was just me and dad up.

I left to go to work and left the house to Cate her friend Greg and Brown :D so they cooked some food locked up and left that was the last i sore of them, so i worked all day it was not so bad a little tiring trying to be nice all the time to people, work finished and i was set free upon the world so i went home and had a wank jokes.

Futter came along with Ajay and we picked up Jordan, we set off to go get pissed at Shannons so we had to pass new world to get wine.

Wine in hand we took off to Shannons pad to get pissed and watch movies THAT WE DID after the movie we smoked some dank and went to get munchies from Mc Ds and then we got dropped off and i slept feels good man.

School holidays for all the little kids i sort have only just clicked now Fuck yeah ANGUS IS OVER

Missing post

So i posted this long ass post when i was at Liams last and it must not have saved which was a bummer. Man really need a shower to get rid of my hang over a cold V and a steak pie wont cut it like a nice warm shower could right now :D my olds are shitty since i kept them up drinking last night till 3am woops hehe.

So i didnt really plan my weekend cause ill prob just end up going out doing something lame then smashing shit with the normal guys i hang in Pinehaven.

HOLY SHIT MJ DIED AND I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME.

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So last night i was a little more drunk than i planned which is fine but me cause i was joined by Jono and Liam but it was only Liam and i drinking. So we finished off a 12 pack and just chated since there wasnt anything to do since wow was down which means i had to find some other sort of fun for the night and getting drunk was it, so i didnt really notice how pissed i was till the 6th beer and thats when i started getting loud and hating on Ali Blair the stream retard.

So Ali Blair is like the most retarded person every she talks like a 6 year old and she walks like she has a stick up her moot, and no one likes her thought i better add that to my blog.

Around 2am in the morning liam had to go see his girl friend Katie, they dry humped for a bit then i guess Liam went home to sleep and Katie went back to her weird friends place and crashed. But no this is not what happened as i just asked Liam what really went down and this it what happened.

Phoxic says " Just went back to her friends, watched some trippy comedy had a feed then crashed in her friends bed. But it was shit cause' we were on an air bed and it made so much noise fucken dry humping. "

So i woke up and i was hung over as fuck so i decied to play wow to make me feel better which it did i was run through a few things and i got some fucken sweet gear for my warlock i am now 36 and going strong i was ganking ally today the fucks then Jono joined in for the fun and fucked them off big time cause when he left they fucken owned us for a while, but it was all good fun i had to stop playing for the day cause i had work.

So work was ok i guess it went fast so i didnt really mind and i had KFC for dinner and it fucken tasted good :D yum my old man came in early to bring me home we talked about tattoos for a bit he is off to Ch-Ch for the day tomorrow and on Tuesday my old lady is off to gook land some where on the other side of the world im getting her to bring me back some fake fones and shit its gonna be mint.