Update

Im now level 64 on my way 65 today, its been ages since i have updated as im to lazy and my mum reads my blog so she finds out about all my drug taking and what not so i haven't updated due to i want her to forget about my blog for a while. SO MY CONE BROKE

i was trying to take it off to clean it since it didnt have a gorse, and when i was trying to take it off, i forogt that i have super human strength, and i crushed it, i was so fucked off, but i found my glasss knifes, the worst part is, is that andrew had cleaned it for me so it was like brand new, i just need a cone tho the pipe is fine wouldnt happen to have a spear anyone??

And thats what happend to my cone.

At this point of time i have two computer screens set up both 22" they are hardcore i can play wow and talk at the same time :D its good.

Oh shi-

Well i havent updated in a while cause my life sucks, I am going to Jess's 18th there is free piss i think this is why everyone is going not cause of the fact its Jess but because there is free piss, i brought a new External hard drive all the space, well fuck short post is short i need to take a shit thought id add that factor in haha also i have other things i need to do like do drugs and play wow haha.

Some dick head tryed to act like we were friends in new world god was he wrong the fucken loser.
He asked if i was going to see Megadeath and Slayer, they just happen to be the 2 bands i wouldnt pay to see and that i was not excited to see them come to New Zealand, my answer was no i wasnt seeing them and that id look into maybe going. as i walked out of new world i was thinking fuck seeing them gay bands.

quote of the day

Whats with all the hate lately?

Everybody needs to smoke a little more and chill out. Everyone is so damn critical of everyone else. Why cant we all just get along and smoke a bowl or two together?

Big cup of nothing.

World War 2

Germany invades Czechoslovakia. Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit. Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.) Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off. Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.) Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy. Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.) UK holds out. Russia & the USA don't do shit. Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.) Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more. Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor. Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more. The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range. Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing. Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.) Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously. The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan. Russians steal half of Europe. UK's spent almost every penny it had. US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.

Note i copyed this from a website cause i thought it was rather true.

Woops

Fuck i forgot to update since i have been so busy working my ass off, so in the last week or so i have worked smoked weed and played wow, the end. As easy i could of made it, no ill go into more detail so my olds brought a 46" tv it kicks ass even tho i havent even sat down and watched it yet, i got the 32" tv in my room fuck yeah im cool, then i also got some fish there names are splish and splash.


Me and Catelin also broke up the other week, on other news im fucking 3 other bitches. Haha jokes. So i went to Tims drinks after work, arriving there around 9:30pm no one was real drunk so i started drinking, we played circle of death and i was owning the girls, i then was chatting to Ashleigh and Rocky for a bit talking about normal shit then i went to see Liam we talked smoked a bit then some chick ran down and told Tim she broke his window, fuck she was pissed then she jumped infront of a car, it was a shame the car slowed down dang haha some other shit happened which i cant be fucked bloging about so ill do that tomorrow.


Here is a convo i had about fish:

Question do my fish buzz me out?

Answer: Haha yeah they just chill out not knowing what the fucks going on they just swim and eat so its mint they dont even care if i am high or am going to be late for work nor could they give a fuck if i was wanking or having sex cause they are just chilling. They wont get angry at you if you do anything wrong they are like man well thats ok cause your a good cunt ,we are just gonna chill here in this tank ok man and im like sweet well ill feed you then and they are chilling this is why i love my fish.

Endurance

www.leekspin.com Can you handle it. Yeah it is old but how long can you spin for You've been spinning for 0:27:26 still going strong i will up date with a finle time. comment this blog post if you can do better.

Rudeness and four wheel drives.

I cant remember the last time i blogged so ill blog about my fucked up night. So Friday i have work like most weekends cause work are fucks to me sometimes, work was same shit diff day, i asked Tim for a ride home and he said ok. Sean later on in the night asked Tim to stay till close so then my ride home was gone but lucky Sean offered to take me home, work happens like most nights but we had to leave late since Tim didnt know how to close since he is nub, work ends time 9:45.

So im home and glad works over i sit down log on download some pron crack open a beer when Jono txts me telling me to meet him ASAP, blam i left the house ran across the wet swamp fields and i then make it to lukes 4 Wheel Drive. I jump into the back to see Jono sitting there stuffing his face with Mc Ds, Liam and Shelby were in the front and Luke was driving we chatted then we decided to head off to this party Jono opdid out so he just went home to play wow, my god i would of done the same if had seen what was about to happen fuck me.

We arrive at this flat to meet Lukes friends so we pull up to see Lukes friend Aaron pissed a mofo and telling us to come with him to this party in which Shelby was invited to, so we get in and to my surpirse i see it was fellow school chums i went to school with back in the days of st pats, we start to catch up, when not 3 min into this party im told to leave. Reason being is my friend Ajay his ex girlfriend is there and has a cry so im told to leave, well i say fuck you, you fucken yeti bitch i hope one of your friends can link you so you know that i hate you and you look and talk like a beefed up body builder.

So i leave and sit by the 4 Wheel Drive when a car load of fellow stream friends pull up so we chat away when they party i was kicked from gets closed so the streets were flooded with pissed retards, bottles and fireworks are throwen into the streets and some dick through one at a house, now there are cars driving around calling the police, also a pussy fight breaks out on Liams car, that gets broken up and we head off where everyone else headed off to. THE 7's BAR in upper hutt man now i know where all the fat chicks have been flocking to.

So we fuck around outside doing nothing for a bit so we decide to head back to the flat but not before we got Mc Ds, so on our way back we pass the BP to get something and these wanna be Gs are fucking around giving drunk people shit then all of a sudden they start attacking this drunk guy fucking him up, i was fucking shitting bricks since these were the kids i give shit at my work and if they noticed me i could of been bashed, but then i maned up when Liam said he had my back.

So little bitch fights happen and we make it back to the house to find Aaron asleep on the couch so we draw dicks on his face but we decied to take it a step to far and put honey on his face applyed by Luke, so we put him to bed and watch some tv then we are off home.

We are driving down my Trentham station when Luke drives up onto the pavement and declears its off road time, so we drive full speed towards the old CIT and start ripping up there grass going up banks and doing donuts we fucked shit up you cant do that in a boy racer car, so we rip asshole there for about 10min i did not stop laughing the whole time my mouth and ribs hurt and i wasnt even high, god knows what would of happend if i was, so we then depart but not with out one more donut.

Back in stream we go over the around abouts, Luke drops me off at home and i then drift off to bed since it was 2am and i had a man date at 12 with Tim and work at 5.

All nighter

Well i forget to post and then everything epic happens the past 3 days have been a rather blur Angus drove over to hang out on sunday in his epic car he took me for a cruse in his car thing has a near dead battery so we were driving and then i had a turn which was fun then i turned off his car oh no dead battery car didnt start blam crash start shit hurt. So we see Transformers it was mean.

LAN

So Angus heads up early Tuesday for our lan we have Jono Jordan and liams computers over we didnt get much wow time in due to it went down at 5pm this ment only one thing we could not sleep untill wow was back online so we trade storys and face each other over lan through the early hours of the night i tabbed in and out of WC3 and MM at this time we had sent Angus to bed seeming as he was drinking and was the only pissed one.

We shared a few WMW and TD's till we had this epic hero thing shit was fucken crazy it went for 3 hours.

Nearing 6am i decied to jump into bed followed soon after by Jono, about 1 hour into some sleep im woken up by Jonos dad calling him asking him why he is not at work.

All nighters beware may cause anger and sleepyness

Sunday

Friday i had some fun working haha as if then i came and we got drunk at my house it was good seeing the old friends again, since i have been playing wow to much for me to go out now i have started getting my other friends playing :D

So getting real pissed on friday and having to share my bed with 2 other people i wasnt really happy about that cause i was also rudely awoken and demarned cuddles my reply was to fuck off and let me sleep cause i had work at 11:30am on saturday

I dragged myself out of bed and came and tryed to play some wow before i had to go off to work Zandy had already left for rugby, which ment it was just me and dad up.

I left to go to work and left the house to Cate her friend Greg and Brown :D so they cooked some food locked up and left that was the last i sore of them, so i worked all day it was not so bad a little tiring trying to be nice all the time to people, work finished and i was set free upon the world so i went home and had a wank jokes.

Futter came along with Ajay and we picked up Jordan, we set off to go get pissed at Shannons so we had to pass new world to get wine.

Wine in hand we took off to Shannons pad to get pissed and watch movies THAT WE DID after the movie we smoked some dank and went to get munchies from Mc Ds and then we got dropped off and i slept feels good man.

School holidays for all the little kids i sort have only just clicked now Fuck yeah ANGUS IS OVER

Missing post

So i posted this long ass post when i was at Liams last and it must not have saved which was a bummer. Man really need a shower to get rid of my hang over a cold V and a steak pie wont cut it like a nice warm shower could right now :D my olds are shitty since i kept them up drinking last night till 3am woops hehe.

So i didnt really plan my weekend cause ill prob just end up going out doing something lame then smashing shit with the normal guys i hang in Pinehaven.

HOLY SHIT MJ DIED AND I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME.

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So last night i was a little more drunk than i planned which is fine but me cause i was joined by Jono and Liam but it was only Liam and i drinking. So we finished off a 12 pack and just chated since there wasnt anything to do since wow was down which means i had to find some other sort of fun for the night and getting drunk was it, so i didnt really notice how pissed i was till the 6th beer and thats when i started getting loud and hating on Ali Blair the stream retard.

So Ali Blair is like the most retarded person every she talks like a 6 year old and she walks like she has a stick up her moot, and no one likes her thought i better add that to my blog.

Around 2am in the morning liam had to go see his girl friend Katie, they dry humped for a bit then i guess Liam went home to sleep and Katie went back to her weird friends place and crashed. But no this is not what happened as i just asked Liam what really went down and this it what happened.

Phoxic says " Just went back to her friends, watched some trippy comedy had a feed then crashed in her friends bed. But it was shit cause' we were on an air bed and it made so much noise fucken dry humping. "

So i woke up and i was hung over as fuck so i decied to play wow to make me feel better which it did i was run through a few things and i got some fucken sweet gear for my warlock i am now 36 and going strong i was ganking ally today the fucks then Jono joined in for the fun and fucked them off big time cause when he left they fucken owned us for a while, but it was all good fun i had to stop playing for the day cause i had work.

So work was ok i guess it went fast so i didnt really mind and i had KFC for dinner and it fucken tasted good :D yum my old man came in early to bring me home we talked about tattoos for a bit he is off to Ch-Ch for the day tomorrow and on Tuesday my old lady is off to gook land some where on the other side of the world im getting her to bring me back some fake fones and shit its gonna be mint.

Tuesday/Wednesday

So i woke up at 12pm on tuesday so i woke up half way through my day which means i wasted all that day time sleeping when i could of been playing wow, so i played wow and leveled a few times, my god i found this new thing called PvP which is where i face ally and i pawn them cause ally is shit and im horde and its fun as so im not really trying to level since im playing pvp all the time.

I decied to get a box of beers and get on the piss cause wow went down so i have nothing better to do the gf was reading twilight while i went out and hung with mates.

This will be a short post since i dont really have much to say about my day and i really wanna sleep.

29th of June, 10:36pm

Well fuck i didnt do much today, I played wow and MM. At some stage of my day i made it over to Jonos to watch NAX it was fucken mint. Then missioned home not soon after my mother came home and told me off for not getting the message she left me about lighting the fire and cooking dinnner woops.

Last night Catelin hussled money to get a ride from Wellington to Stream she then asked a asian for a txt but he let her call me off his phone. So heres me gaming and looking at pron when my fone rings and oh fuck its Catelin saying shes in stream and will be up in about 20 so i then had to fap extra fast, rather than my normal slow fap. So she comes in soaking wet from the rain and first thing she wants to do is go on bebo wtf =S

Fuck im being draged into Wellington to go shoping i might buy a DS game to play in my down time in Carterton where there is no internet, the things i do to make the woman happy.

Liam computer god is having troubles with my HDD it wont boot into OS and its being a fucker I brought it off Jono and it was working fine at the time hmmmm anyone have any ideas of what it might be msg me on msn shotgunkills@gmail.com

Fuck yeah im watching weird cool shit on the internet.

My day. Note: this post contains swear words and racisim

Ok so i wake up early realising im not hung over from the night before thank god, so i log onto wow to find that Angus had gotten up earlyer and played my level 33 warlock and at some stage he got killed and decieded not to res me barsted! :P

So i played wow for a while till Brody and Jess woke up then went on MM for a bit then we all left since i started work at 1, I arrive at work thinking it was just gonna be another long shift, my god how was i wrong, work fucken sucked tonight i had to deal with fucken retard gangsters the cops were even called i was shitting bricks since i was holding :O but they fuzz wasnt after me they were trying to find this fat retard wanna be gangster who was trying to cause shit for us working at the Ascot and ill tell you what this faggot did.

So this guy known as slow walks on in to the Ascot Cinema with his bike (Note: this guy is black bike was prob stolen) so we ask him to leave oh no he is to cool to leave so he starts getting lippy giving us shit, so he walks out into the foyer still on his bike, and he still wont leave even after we say we'll call the police, so he decies he'll bike out and do a lap of the car park then ride on back in park up his bike and come to try and fight Louis. At this point im at like rage level 10 just looking at this dumb fucken black guy trying to be all cool infront of his friends what he didnt know is he just looked like a retarded nigger. He leaves thank god police come statments are taken they leave nothing happens yay.

Later on in the night at work things were steady nothing good happened made some coffees talked to some people thats about it, this guy noticed my tattoos and offered to fix them up, we swaped numbers i await his txt i cant wait about time i say so in the next few weeks ill be getting some more tats.

On the piss

So i snuck out of bed to play wow and i left Cate to sleep haha, later on we went into Upper Hutt and saw transformers 2 it was fucken kick ass, robots fucken rule i made myself ten min late for work just cause i wanted to watch the end of the movie.

Work sucked we didnt even go anyway good for tea and it was busy as fuck, once i finished work i asked Tim if i could borrow his headphones cause i lost mine, he let me so i then set off to hit the piss with Jess, Brody, Alex, Aj and Shannon. OMG jess's mother was so fucken drunk she came onto me it was sick, she also said i could go down on her cause she liked my tripple pierced tongue. She made me sit in some shitty thinking chair and sat on me, but once Aj came he started getting raped by Jess's mum i felt sorry for him, once she finshed with him she moved onto giving Brody shit for being a nigger, and a retard so i joined in on making fun of him, then shit went anal and Jess left etc so i hictched us a ride with my old man and we headed on over to Liams drinks.

So once we arived at Liams shit was off the hook, Jordan was being a faggot with no top on cause he thinks hes hot shit but he really just has a hole in his chest. After making fun of him and doing the rounds of hellos and i havent seen you in ages, i headed down to Liams room to watch him play wow. Whilst this was happening i was drinking Futters woodstock drinks.

Smoke was going round so we all went over to the school to smoke dank, shit was good got mean high and i was also really pissed, so i left to head home with a group of friends fuck i was gone and i lost my glasses. So Angus and i jump into bed and start to chat, i leave hafe way through to go vomit in the bush outside, i then manage to make it back to bed, i comaed.

I wake up to Angus putting on pants and decide that its a good time to get up, so we bum around have a coffee or two then i put up with my olds giving me shit for being a drop kick then we left to go to jess's place to see her hot little sister it was funny her tits were round as and perky.

We missioned to Upper Hutt to see a movie which we were 30min late for so we went back home and waited to be picked up by my mother, now we are on the piss back at my house and we have been testing these glass knifes i brought, feels good man.

Feels good man

So today i smoked weed and played wow. The End.

But wait theres also more i forced the olds to go and get corn chips for narchos fuck they were good and Catelin didnt even eat any cause shes wemo. We all met down at the school these people were Sandy, Jono, Catelin, Liam, Shelby and Luke we were later joined by Jordan and Andrew, shit rocked cause everyone was down there and we shared some lols.

Shelby and Luke go out, this is good due to his last girl firend looked like a troll mage.

Wednesday

So wednesday eh such a day lots of things happened im one step closer to getting my mount at 30, i also had work it was really busy which ment i had to do work and that sucked, so Cate left mine to hang out with some friends while i had work which was good means i didnt have to find something for her to do.

Work was good cause it went so fast but it was just so busy i had pizza hutt for dinner it rocked i also met Liam after and we got high with pythag feels good man speaking of that crazy cat its Liams 19th birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Also been playing this rather kick ass little ap game online sign up and play http://hamsack.mybrute.com

Rip me

The girl friend got lippy so i cracked her over. lol jokes but she did drag me to wellington and it wasnt so bad i saw some losers there tho i also got a shit coffee but the plus sides were i scored a fat foil of dank and i brought some glass knifes :D

On the piss

So Jess had the house to herself and was bored so i said i would mission over with cask wine and money for ording pizza, well what an exciting night we played wow for a bit, then got pissed as with jess and alex yet i think i was a little more fucked than they were we smoked some dank from jolly bottle feels good man.

We then watched a few movies while noming pizza it was hells, i then called it a night around 12-1 insta sleep for pissed hamish. I was woken up by Jess at 6:53am, her and alex were talking about period pains and other gilry shit which i did not care about due to it was to early in the morning for me to care.

I had piklets for breakfast i only ate one i was to hung over to want food, i departed her house to go and meet Catelin on the train bitch is draging me into town to see her drop kick friends who are all losers and i feel ashamed to be around any of them cause i feel as if im stooping to there low life levels i hate town retards save me please.

Oh FUCK im going to get a filling at the dentist im going to die :( lucky im able to drag Catelin to sit in the waiting room while i die.

Seeing the new transformers movie tonight at work woot free movies and maybe pizza in the cinema.

Subway

Subway it taste good and un-like the other fast foods its good for you, so the best type of sub is a foot long chicken fillet with triple cheese cant go wrong or anything with triple cheese is good but only toast it if your going to eat the whole thing.

I had work today i started at one it was shit i had to clean but that shouldnt be happening for much longer since we have hired some new guy he seems nice and was picking everything up fast which means i can just keep making coffees. Im seeing the new transformers movie on tuesday at work before it comes out which means i can txt everyone and kill the movie for you im taking Catelin to it with me. Fuck yeah im getting a ride with Tim who is taking Katie thought i would just add some gossip in.

Well im off to play some wow.

Baby sitting.

So i didnt really have any plans for this saturday so i took up the job of baby sitting my cousin's, they were well behaved so it means little work for me to do. I had a real nice curry for dinner which i washed down with a hinny from the fridge i might go treat myself for another one.

Man there is a war raging on mm atm, Angus was shot at and my brother was killed since im now capo i cant just waste my char on silly things tho Angus is getting all the fun i might just shoot the person who killed Zandy.

I have also gotten back together with my ex Catelin she is the shit, and is not a wemo like back when we used to go out a few years ago, shits mean she drinks like a tank and fucks shit up in bed manly me haha jokes.

So it seems that the old swine flu is fucking shit up more and more i think my brother has it, in all honesty it doesnt bother me much and if i get it ill make sure i play infection and give it to as many people as i can before i die from it haha.

Late post

Well shit what can i say i havent been able to post since i missioned out to Carterton, i caught a flash train out into the wop wops, once getting there with Catelin we went over to the RSA to meet her mother for tea. I was told off by some old fuck for having my hat on god how was i ment to know i wasnt ment to have a hat on in a place like that it was only the second time i have ever set foot in a RSA type place.

My god how could i forget to say there WAS NO INTERNET two days i have been wanting to play MM and WOW so bad its not funny. thursday Cate and i just hung around her place chilling watching funny shit on tv, then we went to bed much cuddles were had.

Woke up friday and we slept in till 2pm, i think it was the first time i had slept in till such a late hour in the afternoon is so long. Once getting up i had to get energry drinks from the local hack petrol station felt good to have the smooth taste of a big v.

We bummed around for a few hours then went and got a 18 pack of woodstock and started getting on the piss, me being a pussy drinker felt sick and clocked out after 6 we watched some more tv then head off to bed :P.

Had to catch the 8 train back to Upper Hutt fucken sucks getting up early and missing out on cuddles in bed, so now i am back home feels good man (i love internet)

Gar tonight i have to baby sit while my family goes off to the rugby fun for me another night with out wow looks like im going to have to spend all monday and tuesday playing to catch up on the time missed out.

Second post

Once a day i will update my blog or i will try to, so today gar i thought i would have a sleep in for once so i woke up at 11:57, big woop but i normaly wake up around 9:30 then ill go play wow all day.

Since i woke up late i didnt play wow i just fucked around on MM (mm being a text based mafia game im playing im doing rahter atm iv even been shot at and nearly died ill show whack statment)

ATTEMPTED WHACK - 6/9/2009 3:02:14 PM - A projectile from LeBron23`s rail gun just grazed your body! You lost 91 health points, and 3 max health!

Shit was close for my time of mafia matrix to be over.

My good friend/ex girl friend is hanging out with me tonight we are getting on the piss and then i will be spending thursday and friday night with her, shit will be somewhat interesting and fun.

I smoked some dank at the school with some chums feels good man, now im drinking slightly pissed maybe oh well mint.

Fuck im sorry Jono i didnt mean to snap your slingshot thing, i love you man (no homo)

Untill tomorrow tonight laters.

First post

Hello all welcome to my blog :D, please note that grammer and spelling might not be the best, but i will try my best to not come across as a retard when blogging.

Well i dinged twice today (ding meaning leavled in world of warcraft) i logged on mid day as level 22, and logged out as level 24. I have been playing wow for about 2 weeks now i find im doing well since im playing not just pretend im playing like the last times i had time on my account. Brody is also playing hes been playing for about 4 weeks and is only level 18 he is shit!

Today i didnt really do much i woke up to a txt from Angus stating he saw a dead cat on the way to school, he said its guts were hanging out epic. I also had a txt from Jono asking me to come see a movie so he could get in for free so i missioned to upper hutt to hang with brody jess and jono, we saw paul blart mall cop it was shit dont see it. I then caught the train home and played wow all day.

Thanks all i will up date my blog daily or when ever i can thanks for reading.