On the piss

So Jess had the house to herself and was bored so i said i would mission over with cask wine and money for ording pizza, well what an exciting night we played wow for a bit, then got pissed as with jess and alex yet i think i was a little more fucked than they were we smoked some dank from jolly bottle feels good man.

We then watched a few movies while noming pizza it was hells, i then called it a night around 12-1 insta sleep for pissed hamish. I was woken up by Jess at 6:53am, her and alex were talking about period pains and other gilry shit which i did not care about due to it was to early in the morning for me to care.

I had piklets for breakfast i only ate one i was to hung over to want food, i departed her house to go and meet Catelin on the train bitch is draging me into town to see her drop kick friends who are all losers and i feel ashamed to be around any of them cause i feel as if im stooping to there low life levels i hate town retards save me please.

Oh FUCK im going to get a filling at the dentist im going to die :( lucky im able to drag Catelin to sit in the waiting room while i die.

Seeing the new transformers movie tonight at work woot free movies and maybe pizza in the cinema.