On the piss

So i snuck out of bed to play wow and i left Cate to sleep haha, later on we went into Upper Hutt and saw transformers 2 it was fucken kick ass, robots fucken rule i made myself ten min late for work just cause i wanted to watch the end of the movie.

Work sucked we didnt even go anyway good for tea and it was busy as fuck, once i finished work i asked Tim if i could borrow his headphones cause i lost mine, he let me so i then set off to hit the piss with Jess, Brody, Alex, Aj and Shannon. OMG jess's mother was so fucken drunk she came onto me it was sick, she also said i could go down on her cause she liked my tripple pierced tongue. She made me sit in some shitty thinking chair and sat on me, but once Aj came he started getting raped by Jess's mum i felt sorry for him, once she finshed with him she moved onto giving Brody shit for being a nigger, and a retard so i joined in on making fun of him, then shit went anal and Jess left etc so i hictched us a ride with my old man and we headed on over to Liams drinks.

So once we arived at Liams shit was off the hook, Jordan was being a faggot with no top on cause he thinks hes hot shit but he really just has a hole in his chest. After making fun of him and doing the rounds of hellos and i havent seen you in ages, i headed down to Liams room to watch him play wow. Whilst this was happening i was drinking Futters woodstock drinks.

Smoke was going round so we all went over to the school to smoke dank, shit was good got mean high and i was also really pissed, so i left to head home with a group of friends fuck i was gone and i lost my glasses. So Angus and i jump into bed and start to chat, i leave hafe way through to go vomit in the bush outside, i then manage to make it back to bed, i comaed.

I wake up to Angus putting on pants and decide that its a good time to get up, so we bum around have a coffee or two then i put up with my olds giving me shit for being a drop kick then we left to go to jess's place to see her hot little sister it was funny her tits were round as and perky.

We missioned to Upper Hutt to see a movie which we were 30min late for so we went back home and waited to be picked up by my mother, now we are on the piss back at my house and we have been testing these glass knifes i brought, feels good man.